Roger Felton
Hummm, Stephen. Somehow I'm getting vibes that you were fond of Kitirick's tail, too. Whenever she walked, it would kinda swing back and forth. Sorta mesmerizing....
Her face always reminded me of that sweet, lil biology teacher at Black, Mrs. English. I always thought she was incredibly smart because she could spell paramecium on the blackboard without taking 2 or 3 stabs at it like I had to.
I remember on a test one time there was a question about amoebas and I wrote that they were lucky because they got to spend all their time with their friends and didn't have to go to a biology class to learn about people. As the bell rang the next day and everyone headed to the door, she called me over to her desk and asked me why I put such a dumb answer to an easy question.
I told her I just wanted to make her laugh. She looked puzzled and asked me why missing a test question just to make her laugh was a smart decision. Of course, I knew it was stupid but I had to think fast and come up with an answer that I thought she'd be ok with. So I told her that I had never seen her smile and anyone with a face as beautiful as hers should smile a lot. That did it.
She blushed a little but her smile was there big as Dallas. She had one of those "Miss America" smiles. You know, perfect snow white teeth and gums exposed clear up to her nose. It was an amazing smile.
All she could say was, "You can go now, Roger".
Hers was the only class that I got an A in that I didn't think I quite deserved. But I did learn how to spell paramecium on the first try.
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